Scene: Microbiology guest lecture by Simon Swift as part of Nursing 105 (first year nursing paper)
Suddenly -
Young Female Class Member: -sneezes loudly-
Simon Swift: “Did you know that cows – when cows sneeze, it actually is an indication of ovulation.”
pause for dramatic effect, scattered tittering in audience
Simon Swift: “Something to keep in mind for tonight perhaps”
- Class Simon, pure class.
